We told him the pony was a midget, but he didn't seem to understand.
I love this sign... mostly for the crazy out-of-control hatchet/axe that adorns the sign reading "I love me some pork." Classy and fun! The famous Patti's dish is a 2-inch thick pork chop, which was incredible. But the 3 steak fries that they gave us to go with the gigantic enormous hunk of meat seemed way too little to compensate for the meatiness. Some excellent desserts helped in that regard though.